My Swollen, Red, Angry Puss Filled Boil
And My New Girlfriend’s Mum
This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down — when my new girlfriends mum stabbed me in the groin with a hot needle to treat my infected abscess. Warning; this story is disgusting.
When I met my current girlfriend I was a 24 year old waster from London who could barely pull himself out of bed before…