My Swollen, Red, Angry Puss Filled Boil

And My New Girlfriend’s Mum

This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down — when my new girlfriends mum stabbed me in the groin with a hot needle to treat my infected abscess. Warning; this story is disgusting.

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When I met my current girlfriend I was a 24 year old waster from London who could barely pull himself out of bed before…