…me, you are definitely not. You take care of me when I’m down, just as how Optimus took care of the perpetually sweaty Shia LaBeouf as he impetuously ran through three movies worth of homogenous urban wreckage. If I were to compare…

Dear Girlfriend, Calling You “Cupcake” Is Disempowering So I’m Going to Start Calling You “Optimus…
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Aaron Kara
1 min readFeb 20, 2019

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