Travelling whilst Embittered

We’ve all seen the pictures of men and women, far more attractive then they have any right to be, sauntering around mountains and lakes taking pictures of themselves that highlight how oblivious they were when the picture was taken.

“Really — you took a picture? I didn't notice. I was just appreciating my beautifully presented lunch whilst the sun filters its golden rays through my naturally gorgeous hair on this rooftop restaurant overlooking the sea”

You think — “Hey, I can’t sit here being bitter. I need to get me some of that travel glamour. I’m a…